Robinhood Chain · AI wallet roast

Your trading sins, printed on a receipt.

Paste any Robinhood Chain wallet. Our AI does the math, then shows no mercy. Plus: what you would have now if you had just bought stocks.

100% free · no sign-up · never asks for a transaction or approval

1 receipts printed so far

What you get

Three cards. One wallet. Zero dignity.

The Receipt

Every coin you aped, every exit you fumbled, totaled up and roasted by an AI cashier.

Parallel Universe

Same ETH, same second, into stock tokens instead. See what the other you is holding right now.

The Nickname

One of 10 trader types, from Paper Hands to Actually Profitable. Only two are Legendary.

Only on Robinhood Chain

What if you had just bought the stock?

Memecoins and tokenized stocks trade side by side on the same chain. So we replay every memecoin buy as a stock buy at the same moment, and show you both endings.

Simulated past results. Not investment advice.

For wallet owners

Connect to prove it's yours.

Anyone can paste any address. Only the owner can sign. One free message signature unlocks three owner-only tools.

Connect wallet

VERIFIED OWNER

Verified owner badge

Your cards show you are roasting yourself, not someone else.

My Receipts

Every receipt saved. Watch your Degen Score and nickname change month by month.

PRIVATE

Privacy control

Go private and nobody else can print a receipt for your wallet.

No transaction, no approval, no gas. We can never move your funds.

Coming soon

Hall of REKT

Opens at 100 verified wallets.A weekly board for Biggest Loss, Highest Degen Score, Worst Top-Buyer and Actually Profitable. Verified owners only, opt-in only, resets every Monday.

0 / 100 walletsopted in

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Questions

Is it free?: Yes. Every card, every roast level, no sign-up, no paywall, no subscription.
Do I need to connect my wallet?: Not to print a receipt: just paste an address. Connecting is only for owners who want the Verified badge, My Receipts and privacy control. It is a free message signature, never a transaction.
How mean is the roast?: You pick Mild, Spicy or Brutal. It only roasts your trades, never you as a person.
Will my wallet show up in public?: Only if you opt in to the Hall of REKT. Verified owners can also go private, so nobody else can print their receipt.
Are the numbers exact?: They are estimates from public on-chain data for the last 30 days. Tokens bought before that, or received by transfer, can make a result look better or worse than it was.